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The pious,after a different study revealed that hospital patients who have people praying for them suffer a higher rate of post-surgery complications than patients who don't."God must be smiling broadly," said Sister Carol Rennie of St. Paul's monastery in Minnesota."It tells me.frankly,that God's way of working with people is a mystery."

Maybe if the people weren't praying for them, they wouldn't make through surgery at all

Feminism,after a new high school textbook in the Indian state of Rajasthan compared housewives to donkeys."In fact,the donkey is a shade better," the textbook instructs. "You'll never catch a donkey being disloyal to his master."

that first comment is totally ignorant is stupid, i don't care what cereal box you read it on, you may as well be saying prayer is useless. which is totally out of line. GROW UP.

Nigerian soccer fans,after it was announced that referees are allowed to accept bribes from teams,as long as the bribes don't influence their decisions."Referees should only pretend to fall for the bait,but make sure the results doesn't favor those offering the bribe," said Fanny Amun,Secretary-General of the Nigerian Football Association.

Randy Indonesians,after a new law banned couples from lip-to-lip kissing or touching each other in a sensual way in public for more than five consecutive minutes.

Comedian Gilbert Gottfried,who was named the Unsexiest Man in the World by The Boston Phoenix.Gottfried,the voice of the Aflac duck,beat out such unappealing specimens as film critic Roger Ebert and Yankees pitcher Randy Johnson.

Carrots,after a gigantic,4-foot-long "were-rabbit" began pillaging local vegetables patches in Northern England. "We're dealing with a monster," said one anguished gardner,"It's massive."

You're Tiger Bait wrote:that first comment is totally ignorant is stupid, i don't care what cereal box you read it on, you may as well be saying prayer is useless. which is totally out of line. GROW UP.

I believe you need to step it down a little. Your getting angered at random quotes from Noreply....which is pretty much all he posts.

Moving beyond the past,after officials in the German town of Goerlitz,which is hoping to be named the 2010 Culture Capital of Europe,noticed that a road worker had discreetly laid a Nazi swastika made of brick into a cobbed street."This is a catastrophe," said a spokesperson for the mayor."We will make sure it is removed."

Clean getaways,after a motorist involved in a fatal car crash in Rhode Island sped away from the scene before police arrived, leaving his rear fender---and the attached license plate--behind.Eliezer Benitez,19,was quickly arrested.

Not buying the new Tool cd "10,000 Days"!

Headbangers,after a Canadian man was hit by a speeding train while walking along the track,listening to Norwegian heavymetal band Gorgoroh on his headphones."I thought,Holy crap,dude,you just got hit by a train,: said Jesse Maggrah,20 after being propelled 15 feet through the air.He suffered only a few broken ribs."Maybe the metal gods were smiling on me and they didn't want one of their true warriors to die on them."

China's low birth rate,after bra makers in the Asian country announced that,because of improved nutrition and exercise,they've had to greatly increase production of C,D,and E cups."It's so different from the past,when most young women would wear A-or-B-cup bras," said bra saleman Zhang Jing.

Belief in the afterlife,after a pay-television program's seance to contact former Beatle John Lennon produced this stunning message from the Great Beyond:"Peace.The message is peace"

Informed consent,after another syudy revealed that nearly two-thirds of Americans ages 18-24 are unable to locate Irag on a map of thw world.

it's a bad week for school

American men,after a study by Salary.com concluded that stay-at-home moms would earn $134,121 a year if they were paid for their 91.6 hours of work each week.Employed moms,the study found,put in 49.8 hours of work after they leave the office.

Tramp stamps,after a University of California researcher warned that women with large tattoos in the popular lower-back region may face increased pain during childbirth.The lower back is the preferred site for administering epidural anesthetic,and the injection can transmit the tattoo's pigment into deep tissued,causing a bad reaction.

Impulse purchases,after a Chinese businessman bought a used Russian MiG fighter jet on eBay for $24,730 before learning that there is no realistic way of shipping the plane to China from its present home in Idaha.Zhang Cheng is now seeking a refund.