Thoughts

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:25 pm

Time flies even when you are not having fun.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:51 am

How do I set my laser printer on stun?

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 7:55 am

How can someone "draw a blank"?

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:42 am

Is it possible to be totally partial?

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:18 am

Who is General failure and why is he reading my disk ?

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:13 am

It must be true that men are from Mars. Look at how the place has deteriorated.

Weis-guys · Post by **Weis-guys** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:58 pm

Is it possible to collect all the cookie dough in Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough ice cream and actually bake cookies from it?

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:45 am

Morality is the best of all devices for leading mankind by the nose.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:16 am

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:16 am

A single fact can spoil a good argument.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 6:26 am

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 7:35 am

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 8:26 am

"It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers." --

James Thurber, American humorist

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:58 am

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

Jethro · Post by **Jethro** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:38 am

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and shrapen my tongue.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:29 am

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:37 am

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

Jethro · Post by **Jethro** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:58 am

"The more people are reached by mass communication, the less they communicate with each other."

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 9:13 am

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 7:33 am

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.