Thoughts

Weis-guys · Post by **Weis-guys** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 5:51 pm

There are some people that when you look at them you think they're stupid. Then when they open their mouth, they remove all doubt...

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:42 pm

It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

LEROY · Post by **LEROY** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 12:34 am

If you lived here, you'd be home by now.

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:59 pm

The author must keep his mouth shut when his work starts to speak.

lucky · Post by **lucky** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 3:48 pm

GOOD THINGS HAPPEN TO THOSE THAT WAIT

lucky · Post by **lucky** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:30 pm

If it's meant to be it will happen!

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 9:17 am

He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster.And if you gaze for long into an abyss,the abyss gazes also into you.

The Instructor · Post by **The Instructor** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 9:29 am

What about those who fight the monsters in their head?

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:20 am

How did reason come into the world? As is fitting,in an irrational manner,by accident. One will have to guess at it as at a riddle.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:12 am

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 7:51 am

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 6:36 am

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing.....

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:47 am

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

RiverRatRay · Post by **RiverRatRay** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:49 am

I could never wait to speak unless spoken to, no way. :lol:

LICKING COUNTY FAN · Post by **LICKING COUNTY FAN** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:50 am

Never mix the one thing that has gotten you through everything life throws at you with the one thing that can bring you to your knees.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:34 am

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 7:12 am

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:39 am

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:00 pm

There are no eternal facts,as there are no absolute truths.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Nov 23, 2006 6:39 am

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?