Wit & Wisdom

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:42 pm

Prayer is not overcoming God's reluctance but cooperating with His willingness.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:07 am

"My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating."

Ashleigh Brilliant

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 6:23 am

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 10:19 am

A man is educated when he knows how to live, how to love, how to hope, how to pray, and is not afraid to die.

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 1:18 pm

The only reason people want to be masters of the future is to change the past.

Milan Kundera,quoted in the London Observer

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:16 pm

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 8:14 am

When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 10:12 am

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 12:39 pm

Speak when you are angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.

Jethro · Post by **Jethro** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 11:52 pm

The baggage of the past holds many of us back too many times and in too many areas of our lives.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:48 am

Wouldn't you know it...

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:12 am

The people who think they are happy should rummage through their dreams.

Author Edwards Dahberg quoted in the Associated Press

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:32 am

I am in shape. Round is a shape.

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:39 am

Tha only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, side stepping responsibility, dodging issues, passing the buck, and pressing their luck.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:38 am

Love is grand ! Divorce is a hundred grand.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 9:20 am

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 9:44 am

The person who knows everything has a lot to learn.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 7:31 am

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 8:09 am

Honesty is the best policy--when there's money in it.

Mark Twain,quoted in the Minneapolis Star Tribune

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:17 am

You are not what you think you are... What you think, you are.