tell me i am not the only one....

valleyfan07 · Post by **valleyfan07** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:10 pm

kantuckyII wrote:I thought it was 6 in stiletto hiking boots? No? I get mixed up sometimes, sorry.

Oh, you don't worry about Turk, he's won the 'annual 'Shapeliest Legs In The Trailer Park' contest now for 15 years straight!

They're insured with Lloyds of London!

No those are 8 inches in case i encounter bigfoot it would make me appear larger.

;-)

I can't believe he beat you, you must have been way too much competition for him that is why he kicked you out!

kantuckyII · Post by **kantuckyII** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:16 pm

Years ago, I developed an extreme reaction to Nair and a shaved leg just won't get it when you're at that level of competition!

valleyfan07 · Post by **valleyfan07** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:19 pm

Well that makes sense, luckily you are intelligent enough to have a backup plan!

Maybe you could enter the trailer park best bustline competition??? Just a suggestion.

kantuckyII · Post by **kantuckyII** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:26 pm

naw, too many stretch marks, and beside, Turk always wins the 'Best Cleavage Of The Trailer Park' contest also.

In addition to that, he also wins the 'Best Man Cleavage' (Plumber's Butt to everyone else) every year too.

I don't think it's fair to allow him to enter both either! Do you?

valleyfan07 · Post by **valleyfan07** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:50 pm

He sounds sexy!! That is far too much beauty for one trailer park to endure! Really needs to set guidlines for that!

orange-n-brown 365 · Post by **orange-n-brown 365** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:11 pm

no houses but a parking meter met its maker when I first got my license I turned the corner to park and there wasn't a curb and well needless to say number one meter down and number two almost was downed :shock:

dad's truck unscratched :-D

Flatulence · Post by **Flatulence** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:38 pm

Was 18. Playing around with the clutch on my John Deere 'A'. Took it up the dirt road had trouble with the clutch, bounced over into a field, got the wrenches, did a little loosening and tightening, jumped back up on it, came back down the road, yanked my clutch back-----kept going----right through the side of the barn. Pappy was very happy with me.

Philly · Post by **Philly** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:02 pm

My neice, who was a straight A student could pass the written part of the drivers teast, but took a couple of tries to pass the driven part. Well on her 2nd or 3rd time driving, she pulled into the driveway, and instead of putting on the brakes, she put on the gas, and ran into the school bus her mom drove. She stills has to live that one down!!