A blondes house caught on fire. She called 911 and told them her house was burning! The dispatcher asked "How do we get to your house"? The blonde replied..."Don't you have those red trucks with the lights on top"?
I have to admit I have a blonde daughter.....and she is actually very smart..... BUT...... she has her blonde moments.... We were going through the drive through at Arbys... she seriously asked me what animal roast BEEF comes from.....
Let's Hear Your Best Blonde Jokes
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Lancer_Fan wrote:We were going through the drive through at Arbys... she seriously asked me what animal roast BEEF comes from.....
Well........ are you going to give us a hint??
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Re: Let's Hear Your Best Blonde Jokes
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you
Pull the pin out and throw it back
Pull the pin out and throw it back
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A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section.
The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."
After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the woman to move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-piolet that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat. The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beatiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."
The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He goes back to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.
"I told her first class isn't going to Detroit."
The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."
After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the woman to move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-piolet that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat. The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beatiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."
The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He goes back to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.
"I told her first class isn't going to Detroit."
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Re: Let's Hear Your Best Blonde Jokes
Q: Why did the blonde nurse bring a red marker to work?
A: In case she had to draw blood!
Thats my GIRL!!! Yes she will be an RN in December...LOL!
A: In case she had to draw blood!
Thats my GIRL!!! Yes she will be an RN in December...LOL!
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Q:What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A:Branch Manager
Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her name tag) ?
A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"
A blonde saw a "¿" on her computer screen and asked another blonde,
"How do you do that?" She responded . . .
"Simple, turn the keyboard upside down!"
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
A:Branch Manager
Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her name tag) ?
A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"
A blonde saw a "¿" on her computer screen and asked another blonde,
"How do you do that?" She responded . . .
"Simple, turn the keyboard upside down!"
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
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Re: Let's Hear Your Best Blonde Jokes
A blonde walks into a doctor's office and tells the doctor she has a sore throat. The doctor asks her to sit down in the chair and then asks her to "open wide". She replies, "I can't, the legs of this chair are too close together." 
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Re: Let's Hear Your Best Blonde Jokes
Lancer_Fan wrote:Q: Why did the blonde nurse bring a red marker to work?
A: In case she had to draw blood!
Thats my GIRL!!! Yes she will be an RN in December...LOL!
gotta love our nurses 
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Re: Let's Hear Your Best Blonde Jokes
Our "Hocking Nurses" are awesome girls! I am so proud of BOTH of them!
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Lancer_Fan wrote:Our "Hocking Nurses" are awesome girls! I am so proud of BOTH of them!
ME TOO
RATED ONE OF THE BEST NURSING SCHOOLS and our girls are privileged enough to go there!!-
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The school is also privileged to have them! Both in the top 10 in their class....HECK YEAH!
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Lancer_Fan wrote:The school is also privileged to have them! Both in the top 10 in their class....HECK YEAH!
Yep and her baby sister says HI! She also won't be at the relays prom is the next day she has to decorate
