The Stuttering Kitty

Lancer_Fan · Post by **Lancer_Fan** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:16 pm

The Stuttering Kitty

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says. .
A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become , asked the girl to describe the incident. 'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!

'That must've been scary', said the teacher. 'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'
And before he could say "F#$%",' the Rottweiler ate him!'

The Instructor · Post by **The Instructor** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:18 pm

ballparent · Post by **ballparent** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:52 pm

That's a good one. :lol:

orange-n-brown 365 · Post by **orange-n-brown 365** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:14 pm

OMG that is too good!!

Tigercannon71 · Post by **Tigercannon71** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:43 am

Thats awesome.