Burg_Grad_77 wrote:I couldn't sleep last night after the Buckeyes debacle in the Big Ten Championship game and as I was lying in bed this came to me so I got up and wrote it down.
Twas the day after Sparty had just whipped our a$$
The Buckeye nation was stunned, every laddie, every lass
Our offense looked weak, the defense pathetic
Sparty looked superb, both quick and athletic
Once again we make a QB look like a superstar
He launched passes all over, some near and some far
They scored the first seventeen, us the next twenty four
Then they took over the game and scored seventeen more
We relied on a man that goes by the name Fickle
And when all was said and done we were in a terrible pickle
Urban had some great victories, twenty four in a row
Some in bright sunshine and some in the snow
But it wasn't to be on this long fateful eve
Disappointing the fans, some even named Steve
Now on to a bowl game that they call the Orange
And I just realized not a darn thing rhymes with orange
We will play that team from Clemson who I'm sure are Tiger proud
Their fans will be boisterous, their fans will be loud
We must pull up our boot straps and play a lot better
And be thankful our coach doesn't wear that darn sweater
So to all the Buckeye faithful, every laddie and every lass
Let's go down to Miami and kick some Tiger a$$!!
THAT WAS AWESOME.