Bottom 5 NFL TEAMS

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Burrows should go to Miami. Going to Cincinnati he will just be on barrows time.

[dazed&confused]

3 weeks until blessed happy ending
So here we go....
1) Cincinnati Bengals..3 games to Burrows. Ready for their close up. Ah com'n, you have to get that via the Patriots
2) NY Giants. Even the Mannings can't save them
3) Arizona Cardinals..melting in the desert.
4) Jacksonville Jaguars...Menstrual Mania? (Play on words..never mind)
5) Washington Redskins..Snyder still the owner?

[farmer]

Now you have the players attention with a Happy Ending.

Bengals after the Patriots filming them during the game. Hopefully they do not get to motivated and ruin the chance for a HAPPY ENDING.

The Giants didn't play to bad against the Eagles. Still not a good team. Even though Manning played well but he will be like Fitzpatrick as QB good in a game but very bad in another. Will stay at the bottom no matter how they play.

Cards not consistent to play 4 quarters.

Jacksonville sure has gone downhill over the last few years. Not going to stop this year.

Washington will have a short list of coaches to pick from. Since not many will want to be controlled under Snyder. NFL will look into the Pats using video in Cincinnati. The NFL needs to Snyder being Snyder and not helping the NFL put a quality team on the field.

[dazed&confused]

I'm glad you got my Happy Ending double entendre. Didn't think thoughtful people were reading my string.

[farmer]

You are right about these teams. These teams have one thing in common is their offensive lines are also at the bottom of the NFL. These teams will only go so far with offensive weapons only. These teams do not seem to have a plan to fix the problem in the short or long term. As attendance goes down only a period of time that owners can go. Unless money doesn't matter as much as control like Washington's Snyder.

Hopefully some fans of these teams can have happy endings even if the teams do not.

[dazed&confused]

Two games to go in the regular season....
1) Cincinnati Bengals...Has Joey started house hunting yet?
2) Washington Redskins..and why was Urban Meyer in the owners suite at the last game?
3) Oakland Raiders..the moving vans are probably already on the road. Chuckie's season going south with them
4) NY Jets..J-E-T-S, Jets Jets..eh, back to Just End The Season
5) Detroit Lions...well, they're just bad.
5A) Cleveland Browns..Freddie's Dead (Google it). Only team not to have at least one winning season this decade.

[VetteMan]

Two games to go in the regular season....
1) Cincinnati Bengals...Has Joey started house hunting yet?
2) Washington Redskins..and why was Urban Meyer in the owners suite at the last game?
3) Oakland Raiders..the moving vans are probably already on the road. Chuckie's season going south with them
4) NY Jets..J-E-T-S, Jets Jets..eh, back to Just End The Season
5) Detroit Lions...well, they're just bad.
5A) Cleveland Browns..Freddie's Dead (Google it). Only team not to have at least one winning season this decade.

Can't really disagree with any of your picks. Back at the start of the season every Browns fan had such high hopes, what a nightmare of a season. Sad thing is it will probably even get worse from here on out. Freddie must know something pretty bad on either the GM or the Owner, or mayby both, or he would have been gone a long time ago.

[dazed&confused]

One more week to go..
1) Your Cincinnati Bengals..already on the clock. Playing for pride?
2) Detroit Lions..fear not, Chase Young is on the way
3) Jacksonville Jaguars..the most irrelevant team in the NFL
4) The Entire NFC East...what a dumpster fire!
5) Cleveland Browns..as a fan, I want to say, "Come get me!"

Honorable Mention..San Diego...er...Los Angeles Chargers...where every game is an away game

[Omega]

Do not forget the Redskins. Despite Haskins and McLauren, Washington is hapless under the ownership of Dan Snyder.