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In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a "Quick Stop" ...

Who could find the microwave after all that whiskey??

Happily Addicted to the Web (to the tune of "Winter Wonderland") Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin', From my mouth, drool is glist'nin', I'm happy--although My boss let me go-- Happily addicted to the Web. All night long, I sit clicking, Unaware time is ticking, There's beard on my cheek, S...

How to Tell if You're a Grinch You reuse last year's Christmas cards and send them out under your own name. (5 points) You steal light bulbs from you neighbor's outdoor display to replenish your own supply. (5 points, 10 if neighbor's whole light sets or lighted Santa goes out) You have dressed a do...

Top Ten Elf Pickup Lines 1. "I'm down here" 2. Just because I've got bells on my shoes, doesn't mean I'm a sissy. 3. I was once a lawn ornament for 'NSynch. Want to meet them? 4. I can get you off Santa's naughty list. 5. I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys. 6. ...

Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies that sneaked past my lips. Fudge brownies were stored in the freezer with care In hopes that my thighs would forget they were there. While Mama in her my girdle and I in chin straps Had just settled down to sugar-borne nap...

The Redneck Night Before Christmas It was the night before Christmas, when all through the trailer park Not a pop-top was poppin', not even Ole Blue barked. Our stockin's was hung over the space heater with care, In hopes Santy would fill 'em with Viennas and beer. The kids was alseep in their NASCA...

Top 10 Uses For Holiday Fruitcakes 10. Use slices to balance that wobbly kitchen table. 9. Use instead of sand bags during El Nino. 8. Send to U.S. Air Force, let troops drop them. 7. Use as railroad ties. 6. Use as speed bumps to foil the neighborhood drag racers. 5. Collect ten and use them as bow...

CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE You'll need the following: 1 cup of water 1 cup of sugar 4 large brown eggs 2 cups of dried fruit 1 teaspoon of salt 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice Nuts 1 bottle of whisky Sample the whisky to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it's the h...

Thanks everyone!! The little Angels in those oval frames in the back ground of the Angel pic and the tree pic are my very favorites!!! Of course the one by the tree is almost 23 and the one behind the Angel is 21....sigh!

This is an old Angel that a friend of my Mom's gave her. It had been in her Family (she gave it to my Mom in the mid 70's and she remembered having it as a child) for a while. Her dress was tattered so we redid it. She is showing her age but I love her anyway! http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa11...

orange-n-brown 365 wrote:daughter number 2 loves your angel ornaments as well as I do! still can't get mine on here I'm getting mad!!!
now I'm being stupid but does it light up or do you hook a light to it?

It has a switch on the bottom!! Its so cute! I have Angels all over the house. Year round! I love them...

Exactly!!! LOL!

You're Tiger Bait wrote:VERY NICE TREE, LANCER FAN.

Thanks!! The time we spend talking about the ornaments is the best part!

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This was the part I liked....

My oldest just gave me this one... I love my Angels! http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa114/Kimbo789/Angel08001.jpg http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa114/Kimbo789/Angel08002.jpg http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa114/Kimbo789/Angel08004.jpg

We spend more time looking at the ornaments every year than we do actually putting them on the tree. These are two glass bells from our first Christmas.

The Tree

The oldest's binky



And her rattle...Two more of my favorites!!