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"A wet bird never flies at night"-class motto for my Vinson HS Class of 1966

What JFK REALLY meant in his famous speech...

Ask not what your govt. can do for you; ask what you can do (and pay) for your govt!

Useta be various when I worked swingshift. Now that I'm custodial engineer, it's Sat & Sun.

Time for a little education...I'll start it with the facts of who were the tallest, shortest, heaviest, & lightest prezs... Tallest was Lincoln, at 6'4 1/2". I'll save the next-tallest for later, a surprise! Had several at 6'2" Jefferson, 6'2 1/2" Washington Clinton FDR(a surprise...

The Trashmen

"Friendly fire"....ISN'T!

"With GOD, all things are possible".

I walked into a Muslim bookstore & asked the clerk, "Do you have that Donald Trump book about banning Muslems from the USA?"

"Get out & stay out!"

"Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"

Powder Puff...City Surfers(1963)

Original Dixieland Jazz Band

Tampons are an excellent sterile bandage for large wounds.

"Deer whistles" mounted on motor vehicles are completely ineffective. The vehicle itself makes more ultra sounds than the whistle does, and we know how effectively that sound doesn't repel deer.

I'm An Hombre-Lil' Archie & The Parliaments

"Go Goldy Auto, Go Goldy!"

Aroldis Chapman's fastest pitches take about 0.35 seconds to reach the catcher.

The most-luminous known non-supernova single star is R136a1, in the Large Magellanic Cloud. It's some 163 K light-years distant. it's approx. 30 million miles in diameter, with a surface temp of about 90K degrees F. With a luminosity 8 million times that of the sun, if it were in place of the sun, i...

Grover Cleveland was the only US Prez so far to have served two NON-CONSECUTIVE terms.

Blonde:(To 911 dispatcher) "Send the fire Dept. quick! My house is on fire!"

Dispatcher: "How do they get there?"

Blonde: "In that big red truck, I hope!"

Custodial Engineer - Steel of West Virginia

KICKIN...Kickin Mustangs, 1965