Wit & Wisdom

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:37 am

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:38 am

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what other pople say you cannot do.

Walter Bagehot

Charley Hustle · Post by **Charley Hustle** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:27 am

Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 8:44 pm

Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 6:18 pm

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice.

George Carlin

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:10 am

Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:11 pm

All tragedies are finished by a death,all comedies by a marriage

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 4:51 pm

When the heart speaks the mind finds it indecent to object.

Milan Kundera

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:29 pm

Great minds have purposes; little minds have wishes. Little minds are subdued by misfortunes; great minds rise above them.

Washingtin Irving

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:11 pm

Any fool can make a rule and any fool will mind it.

Henry David Thoreau

Charley Hustle · Post by **Charley Hustle** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:42 am

Life isn't fair, but it's still good.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:04 am

When in doubt, just take the next small step.

Charley Hustle · Post by **Charley Hustle** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 11:29 am

Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:27 am

Activism is my rent for living on the planet.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:37 am

Greed is the last safe vice.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:38 am

keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 8:17 am

I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:51 am

There are no kinder or better people in the world than those who listen to you when you're 18.

Charley Hustle · Post by **Charley Hustle** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:42 am

I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

Charley Hustle · Post by **Charley Hustle** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:18 pm

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!

Except the one where you're naked in the shopping mall

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