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Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:37 am
by BubbleGumTiger
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself
Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:38 am
by noreply66
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what other pople say you cannot do.
Walter Bagehot
Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:27 am
by Charley Hustle
Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 8:44 pm
by BubbleGumTiger
Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.
Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 6:18 pm
by noreply66
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice.
George Carlin
Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:10 am
by BubbleGumTiger
Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.
Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:11 pm
by BubbleGumTiger
All tragedies are finished by a death,all comedies by a marriage
Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 4:51 pm
by noreply66
When the heart speaks the mind finds it indecent to object.
Milan Kundera
Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:29 pm
by noreply66
Great minds have purposes; little minds have wishes. Little minds are subdued by misfortunes; great minds rise above them.
Washingtin Irving
Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:11 pm
by noreply66
Any fool can make a rule and any fool will mind it.
Henry David Thoreau
Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:42 am
by Charley Hustle
Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:04 am
by BubbleGumTiger
When in doubt, just take the next small step.
Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 11:29 am
by Charley Hustle
Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:27 am
by BubbleGumTiger
Activism is my rent for living on the planet.
Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:37 am
by BubbleGumTiger
Greed is the last safe vice.
Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:38 am
by BubbleGumTiger
keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 8:17 am
by BubbleGumTiger
I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.
Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:51 am
by BubbleGumTiger
There are no kinder or better people in the world than those who listen to you when you're 18.
Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:42 am
by Charley Hustle
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:18 pm
by Charley Hustle
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
Except the one where you're naked in the shopping mall